Stall Street: Week 3

Motto: Finally, a publication that lives up to its surroundings

Weather-O-Matic Forecast: Schizophrenic

Sports Trivia: Soccer: Currently, the most famous Soccer player is England’s David Beckham, or as American’s know him: “Who?”

Whitworth Haiku:
some jerk stole my bike
the one without working brakes
his death, my last laugh.

Typos discovered in last week's Stall Street: 5


Warren Wizz Dumb: You can’t make an omelet without cracking a few eggs in one basket, but if you think you’re the cock of the walk, instead of a mere chicken crossing the road, then the yolks on you.

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