Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Rejected ASWC Mission Statement 1

We, the ASWC, do hereby deign to bequeath our most erudite vision unto the plebian masses- naively frittering away their empty lives tilling barren austerity outside their meager wattle-and-daub fiefdom- by fervently striving for ubiquitous superciliousness, venerating ham-handed and haughty hubris, and endeavoring to embark upon an expedition of extraordinary effusive, garrulous, and loquacious verbosity.